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your-future-nurse: emtgin: In acknowledgement of Valentines Day Singles’ Awareness Day, I present to you:EMT Pickup Lines I can find every pulse in your body! I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient? Does this rag smell like chloroform? Sit back and relax…I fix broken hearts. I hope you passed CPR because you’re taking my breath away Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you? You’ve got beautiful veins You give me premature ventricular contractions. You have acute angina. If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth? Baby you’re so sweet you’re gonna put me in DKA! I’d love to do a 12 lead on you No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can… Wanna play? I can make your heart skip a beat.  No really, I’m certified to do it! Your bus or mine? Medics know how to pick you up 5 different ways Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Wanna join the code 3 club? Wanna see if we can drown out the siren? Ever slept with an EMT?  Want to? You know, I’ve been highly trained to stick things into people… I’m a medic, I know your body better then you do! You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more? Where there is a pulse there is a chance. Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT. Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed EMTs come when people go down I’m used to staying up all night I’m good with multiple partners I’m an expert in mouth-to-mouth I’m the best in rapid clothing removal I have my own multi-positional bed I’ll shock the socks off you We always come when we are called We are prepared for any rhythm I’m familiar with Latex and restraints I have all sorts of protection I would actually love if someone used one of these on me! 
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your-future-nurse:

emtgin:

In acknowledgement of Valentines Day Singles’ Awareness Day, I present to you:
EMT Pickup Lines

  • I can find every pulse in your body!
  • I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
  • Does this rag smell like chloroform?
  • Sit back and relax…I fix broken hearts.
  • I hope you passed CPR because you’re taking my breath away
  • Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?
  • You’ve got beautiful veins
  • You give me premature ventricular contractions.
  • You have acute angina.
  • If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
  • Baby you’re so sweet you’re gonna put me in DKA!
  • I’d love to do a 12 lead on you
  • No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can… Wanna play?
  • I can make your heart skip a beat.  No really, I’m certified to do it!
  • Your bus or mine?
  • Medics know how to pick you up 5 different ways
  • Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
  • Wanna join the code 3 club?
  • Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
  • Ever slept with an EMT?  Want to?
  • You know, I’ve been highly trained to stick things into people…
  • I’m a medic, I know your body better then you do!
  • You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
  • Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
  • Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
  • Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed
  • EMTs come when people go down
  • I’m used to staying up all night
  • I’m good with multiple partners
  • I’m an expert in mouth-to-mouth
  • I’m the best in rapid clothing removal
  • I have my own multi-positional bed
  • I’ll shock the socks off you
  • We always come when we are called
  • We are prepared for any rhythm
  • I’m familiar with Latex and restraints
  • I have all sorts of protection

I would actually love if someone used one of these on me! 

escapefromtunasalad: Super Lean Turkey and Brown Rice Meatballs with Tomato Sauce Alright, I will be the first to admit that these don’t look too sexy, but OMG THEY ARE AMAZING. I usually eat clean, so I munch through a lot of salad and really light food - it’s tremendously satisfying to dig into something that’s clean and lean, but also has that warm heart song of Italian food.  The meatball recipe comes unedited from iFOODreal (worth a visit!), and my boyfriend made me the tomato sauce. I have done my best to transcribe it as he tells it, I get the distinct feeling that it’s not too precious and you can tweak it as suits you best. Meatballs Ingredients (makes 10) 500g extra lean ground turkey 1/2 cup brown long grain rice, uncooked 1 egg 1 medium onion, finely chopped 1.5 cups low salt chicken stock salt and pepper to taste Method Wash rice really well under cold water FInely chop your onion, or run it through a food processor if you have one handy Add all ingredients except the stock to a bowl and mix. Form 10 meatballs Pour your chicken stock into a crock pot, lay the meatballs in the stock Cover and cook on low for about 3 hours Tomato Sauce Ingredients 5 x very ripe tomatoes 1 x carrot 1 x brown onion 2 cloves garlic Chili flakes to taste Generous handful of basil Olive oil Red or white wine (your choice!) Method Finely chop your carrot, onion and garlic Chop your tomatoes into eights, season with salt and pepper Pop your carrot, onion, garlic and chili in a saucepan at a medium-high heat, with a splash of olive oil. Cook until these ingredients have softened Add a big splash of wine and about 1/3 of your basil, stir through, then add your tomatoes Put a lid on your saucepan, turn the heat down to low, and simmer for about an hour, until everything is very squishy Take it off the heat, let it cool down, then wazz it in a blender until it’s as smooth as you like it Stir through the rest of your basil I want to try this. Yum
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Super Lean Turkey and Brown Rice Meatballs with Tomato Sauce

Alright, I will be the first to admit that these don’t look too sexy, but OMG THEY ARE AMAZING. I usually eat clean, so I munch through a lot of salad and really light food - it’s tremendously satisfying to dig into something that’s clean and lean, but also has that warm heart song of Italian food. 

The meatball recipe comes unedited from iFOODreal (worth a visit!), and my boyfriend made me the tomato sauce. I have done my best to transcribe it as he tells it, I get the distinct feeling that it’s not too precious and you can tweak it as suits you best.

Meatballs

Ingredients (makes 10)

  • 500g extra lean ground turkey
  • 1/2 cup brown long grain rice, uncooked
  • 1 egg
  • 1 medium onion, finely chopped
  • 1.5 cups low salt chicken stock
  • salt and pepper to taste

Method

  1. Wash rice really well under cold water
  2. FInely chop your onion, or run it through a food processor if you have one handy
  3. Add all ingredients except the stock to a bowl and mix. Form 10 meatballs Pour your chicken stock into a crock pot, lay the meatballs in the stock
  4. Cover and cook on low for about 3 hours

Tomato Sauce

Ingredients

  • 5 x very ripe tomatoes
  • 1 x carrot
  • 1 x brown onion
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • Chili flakes to taste
  • Generous handful of basil
  • Olive oil
  • Red or white wine (your choice!)

Method

  1. Finely chop your carrot, onion and garlic
  2. Chop your tomatoes into eights, season with salt and pepper
  3. Pop your carrot, onion, garlic and chili in a saucepan at a medium-high heat, with a splash of olive oil. Cook until these ingredients have softened
  4. Add a big splash of wine and about 1/3 of your basil, stir through, then add your tomatoes
  5. Put a lid on your saucepan, turn the heat down to low, and simmer for about an hour, until everything is very squishy
  6. Take it off the heat, let it cool down, then wazz it in a blender until it’s as smooth as you like it
  7. Stir through the rest of your basil

I want to try this. Yum

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